Step 01 — Hand over the evidence
Your lineup,
cosmically audited.
Sync Sleeper or slot them in by hand. Run as many teams and leagues as your marriage allows — TILT audits each one separately.
Tap a slot below, search, and pick your guy. Everything saves to this device.
★ Official Tilt Roster Audit ★
Cosmic Damage Receipt
No team on file · Oct 19, 2026 · Receipt #1000
Overall Team Karma
100%
Audited across 0 of 9 starters
Chief Vulnerability
WAIVER BAITElementally Balanced
No identity. The cosmos cannot decide how to hurt you, so it will improvise. That's worse.
No elements, no synergy, no excuses. Fill the slots and the cosmos will find something to ruin.
Itemized liabilities — tap a row for the full roast
- QB
- RB1
- RB2
- WR1
- WR2
- TE
- FLEX
- K
- DEF
⚖ The Commissioner's Curse
The Commissioner's Curse: an empty roster cannot be harmed. Fill these slots and we will begin the formal proceedings.
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